Post about Deb Olin Unferth, in which I use the word “passage” three times in quick succession

Raekwon, also known as "The Chef," is thought by many to be the most gifted storyteller of the clan.

I am going to say things about Deb Olin Unferth (b. 1960-1990?), starting now:

Here is a passage from her novel Vacation (McSweeney’s, 2008):

Back then they went to work, they came home. Sometimes they rode the train together, he carrying her bag. Sometimes they stayed in the city for a fish dinner, their favorite stools-and-counter spot. They made love, ironed. They discussed their belongings and the positions their belongings held, both in their esteem and in the apartment. And he hoped it would always be this way, marriage, adding more objects, subtracting a few, making love a little less but still frequently. Each day he came home elated, astounded by his luck. This graceful brilliant woman, this beautiful adorable creature loved him, of all people. He had not been a happy man before. He was determined not to mess this up.

When I was reading that for the first time I felt so excited or something by it that I typed up the passage and emailed it to someone. And we talked about how good it was. Looking back on it now, nearly a year later, it doesn’t seem as good, but maybe that’s because it’s by itself, not as part of a novel. I think the above passage is from fairly early in the book, and that later a lot of things happen, and while I liked them sometimes, for the most part I thought all of the things that were happening kind of took away from something. I think I like her short fiction better, when she focuses mainly on one character and one experience. Maybe I just like fiction in general that does that.

When it first came out, I got Minor Robberies (McSweeney’s, 2007) in the One Hundred and Forty Five Stories in a Small Box thing, along with books by Dave Eggers and Sarah Manguso. I remember liking Sarah Manguso’s stories the most, and then looking at her poetry somewhere and not liking it. I thought the Dave Eggers stories were okay; I can imagine myself going into them with a preconceived notion that they would be okay. I liked Unferth’s a lot, and read her stories in Noon and other places and liked them. I bought at least two issues of Columbia: A Journal of Literature and Art just because she had a story in them.

She has a story in this month’s Harper’s, or last month’s Harper’s, maybe, called “Wait Till You See Me Dance.” I like it. I think she is focusing a lot on one kind of character, perhaps autobiographically or something, lately: an aging, early-middle-aged single woman, who is inside her head a lot and stuff, and it’s funny. I think her story in the recent Columbia Journal, about a woman feeling guilty about what to do with her child’s pet turtle or something, had a similar protagonist.

I like that her characters are often sexually deviant, I think just in their thoughts usually, but at the same time kind of innocent, or at least harmless, in their behavior. Though not necessarily harmless in their behavior, I think. I think her stories are good because they are kind of scary, in that you really don’t know what people are capable of maybe. But they aren’t really intense. Intense things are kind of off-putting for me I think. I think her stories are really understated maybe. Okay.

Also I saw her read once and I liked the way she read, she seemed like she either put thought into it or was just naturally good / something at it. I think Tao tried to introduce me to her but she was busy or something.

Two things to do Saturday June 27, 2009

NEW NOVEL

I am writing a new novel, tentatively titled “it’s cool you can smoke here” (Melville House, 2011).

I anticipate finishing writing the first draft on or around September 21st, 2009, and finishing editing on or around March 21st, 2010.

“it’s cool you can smoke here” will be 35,000 to 50,000 words. It will employ third person selective (does anyone use that phrase outside of middle school English class? Get at me) in the present tense.

There will be no proper nouns, including characters’ names, in “it’s cool you can smoke here.”

Frederick Barthelme’s novels, cheifly “Second Marriage” and “Two Against One,” are the primary influences for “it’s cool you smoke here.” Other influences include Peter Sotos, Dennis Cooper, Bret Easton Ellis and Ann Beattie.

A few things

Just now, after washing the dishes, and while taking the pieces of vegetable and tea and other things from the sink to the trash can, I thought something like “I just can’t think of a new way to write [fiction]; the things I want to write about seem to make the most sense in the style I used before [in Eat When You Feel Sad, Melville House 2010].” So I guess now I think it’s okay to just right the same way. There are a lot of things I have wanted to write but felt unsure of how. Like I couldn’t imagine writing them without having a style, and I just couldn’t think of one that would make sense. So I think I’m just going to carry on in the same direction I was heading in EWYFS. Okay.

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I finished reading Dennis Cooper’s Ugly Man (HarperPerennial, 2009). I didn’t reread “Jerk” or “The Ash Gray Proclamation” yet. I guess I will reread them soon. I had read them before. I liked Ugly Man a lot. It seems like a really clean book. A lot of the stories are very short. Themes seem to be repeated a lot. It seems kind of just like one large thing, in a way. It doesn’t really feel like a new thing, but just like a big thing of things. But all the things are really good. Good job Dennis.

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“the name of this band is the talking heads” volume 1 issue 4 (Zachary German) is sold out. Volume 1 issue 5 will be poetry by Victoria Trott. I think I know who volume 1 issue 6 and volume 1 issue 7 will be as well. I am thinking a lot about “the name of this band is the talking heads,” and the things I want it to do. The magazine makes me feel very sad but also as though I could not really exist without the magazine existing. Preorders are available now for volume 1 issue 5.

On Brandon Scott Gorrell (editor) and Tao Lin (editor) ’s “The Brandon Book Crisis” (Muumuu House, 2009)

Jeeze, I wonder what went into designing and printing that cover...

Jeeze, I wonder what went into designing and printing that cover...

“The Brandon Book Crisis” documents the Gmail, Gchat, text message, and voicemail communication between Brandon Scott Gorrell  and Tao Lin for a few days during the preperation of the printing of “During my nervous breakdown I want to have a biographer present” (Muumuu House, 2009), Gorrell’s debut poetry collection. Also included are emails with the printing house.

I was ready to dislike “The Brandon Book Crisis.” It seemed gimicky and like a gimick. Which ususally doesn’t bother me so much, I think. For some reason though, I was really ready to dislike “The Brandon Book Crisis.”

“The Brandon Book Crisis” was fun and easy to read from beginning to end. At times I found myself shirking my responsibilities in order to finish reading a chapter. I think I liked it most because it was kind of like looking over my own past Gchats, but ones that I didn’t remember having, and were thus much more interesting to me, in a way.

I think there were times when relationship things were mentioned casually, while the difference between a .pdf file and a [some other three letter abbreviation] file were mentioned really seriously. This was nice to see. I could relate to it. I think it reminded me of some of Frederick Barthelme’s male characters and they way they act sometimes. Might’ve “pulled that out of my ass.”

Anyway, I suggest you all buy “The Brandon Book Crisis.” As a recession friendly alternative, you are welcome to borrow my copy.

Reading Review at MOBYLIVES

One does wonder what William Cullen Bryant would've made of Cooper's cannibal erotica...

One does wonder what William Cullen Bryant would've made of Cooper's cannibal erotica...

I wrote something about a conversation between Dennis Cooper and Tony O’Neill, which was posted today on MOBYLIVES as the first installment of my hopefully ongoing series of notes and reviews on literary events to be published at that site.

Less Than Ten Things I Would Change About Bret Easton Ellis’s “Less Than Zero” (Penguin, 1985)

One suspects there are things Robert Downey Jr. would change about his performance in the film adaptation of "Less Than Zero," including but not limited to his appearance therein

One suspects there are things Robert Downey Jr. would change about his performance in the film adaptation of "Less Than Zero," including but not limited to his appearance therein

Today, while driving a car, I told my girlfriend something like “There are less than ten things I would change about ‘Less Than Zero.’ ” From memory, I am now going to make a list of those less than ten things:

  1. I would’ve not made the violent parts at the end.
  2. I would’ve taken out a part where Clay thinks something like “We don’t know what the point is. Did we ever?” (I misquoted that a lot I think.)
  3. I think most of the things I would’ve changed actually were based on #1. Like, the part where Clay asks Spin (I think it was Spin, pretty sure) “Why?”, in regards to the young girl he has tied up on his bedroom, and Spin says something… I don’t remember what Spin says, but it just seems bad.
  4. I would’ve taken out the whole Julian subplot, maybe. Well, that’s probably what I would’ve done, had I  somehow written the novel as it is and then read it over. Probably a more able writer could’ve “salvaged it” somehow. I don’t know. I guess this is kind of the same as #1. I guess the main thing I don’t like about it is how it goes over the top at the end.
  5. Oh, this is a real one. I think I would’ve written the italicized parts as they are, and then like looked at them a lot, and thought about them, and looked at them, and like rewritten them a lot maybe, and then probably just deleted them outright in the end.
There, less than ten. Anyway, I also thought, but did not say, while driving a car, today, that “Less Than Zero” is a lot like what I want “Eat When You Feel Sad” (Melville House, 2010) to be like. I then thought something like “Bret Easton Ellis’s career arc seems great,” in a kind of naive tone I think, like when someone does a cool trick on Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater and then thinks something.

Now I have a wordpress blog. Here are some things.

I have taken P.H. Madore’s suggestion and have created a wordpress blog. I don’t really understand how to use it yet.

I have a poem in Scarecrow, Lee Rourke (author of The Canal, forthcoming from Melville House) ’s online literary journal.

I’m currently reading Dennis Cooper’s Ugly Man (HarperPerennial, 2009) and Brandon Scott Gorrell (editor) and Tao Lin (editor) ’s The Brandon Book Crisis (Muumuu House, 2009), and rereading Bret Easton Ellis’s Less Than Zero (Penguin, 1985). Expect some notes on said books here in the near future.

Asian American Writers’ Workshop executive director and all around good guy Ken Chen was chosen by Louise Glück as the 2009 recipient of the Yale Series of Younger Poets Prize.

Kind of old, irrelevant news, but preorders of my forthcoming novel, Eat When You Feel Sad, (Melville House, 2010) are now available on Amazon. If anyone is actually interested in preordering ~8 months in advance, it would probably be nicer if you just paypaled me $10 (postage paid worldwide, will ship probably before Amazon does) to zachary.german@gmail.com

Speaking of paypaling me money, there are two copies of Volume 1 Issue 4 of “the name of this band is the talking heads” still available. $5 postage paid worldwide. In other “tnotbitth” news, I’ve recieved several submissions that I like a lot, not sure exactly what’s going to happen, but expect me to publish something that I didn’t write in the nearish future.

I’ll be in Jersey tonight, but if anyone’s in NYC and looking for something to do, the inimmitable Ben Gocker is holding the ninth reading in his “Poetry Time at Space Space” series. Tonight’s readers include Corina Copp, Mrigaa Sethi, Rod Smith and Scott Zieher. There will also be free beer (donations suggested) and videos by Brandon Downing.